Children are also like this.

ELEVEN

THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T DO DRUGS.

WTF are pinchers anyway?

I’ve done most of these. Depends on my mood.

Interestingly, it was my children who found this and brought it to me. They thought it was hilarious.

Well this makes me go a soft limp on… and oh god dammit, it’s a commercial. Still pretty relevant, I know a few people who could use a watching of this.

OMG, Seth McFarlane is going to hell lol.

Although, apparently the episode aired a month ago, so someone must have done an edit. Seth’s still going to hell.

I should add that I think it’s a damn shame what happened there, but there is always a chance that some sociopath is going to do some damn stupid thing and there always will be no matter how hard they lock down security. We don’t have long on this Earth, enjoy the time you have.

This is the best bit I’ve seen in a while. Unfortunately Comedy Central makes it impossible to share this kind of thing properly if you live in Canada, so if you DO live in Canada, go to http://www.thecomedynetwork.ca/Shows/TheDailyShow?videoPackage=133107 and then skip to the end of the video to watch the second bit.

If you’re in the states, it’s http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-april-8-2013/beasts-of-the-southern-wild

And here’s a cam version if you don’t want to sit through it all

Legalize weed god dammit.

“I thought I was going to die. Congratulations, you’re a dick.”

I actually laughed out loud. This is funny.

OH GOD OLD PEOPLE ARE CUTE