OMG, Seth McFarlane is going to hell lol.

Although, apparently the episode aired a month ago, so someone must have done an edit. Seth’s still going to hell.

I should add that I think it’s a damn shame what happened there, but there is always a chance that some sociopath is going to do some damn stupid thing and there always will be no matter how hard they lock down security. We don’t have long on this Earth, enjoy the time you have.

…. this video gave me an acid flashback.

Aaaaand here’s Fox News with some “Fair and Balanced” coverage:

Well, fuck. We live in the future. Now we can watch porn in church. Now the government can hack in and see through your own eyes. Now our eyes can go all out of focus rather than looking away.

TRIPPY. We are living in a Philip K. Dyck novel.

Amazing how politicians can be asked point blank straight forward questions and they flat out refuse to acknowledge it and instead change the subject.

At least the banter is hilarious.

“The police have issued an arrest warrant for one of Harper’s key appointees. They put up Skippy to try and change the channel.”
- Charlie Angus

It’s been a little while since I found anything worth posting, but this is a pretty good compilation of some of last year’s sightings.

Did you know that this actually exists? They actually they picket dead soldier’s funerals because they believe that God killed the soldier because America isn’t punishing homosexuals.

 God doesn’t hate fags because they’re fags… they’re fags because god hates them.

Yeeeah. I love this guy.

Rap news battle over who is doing more to make sure the world is fucked. Brilliant, as always.

 It’s sad but it’s so very true… Canadian used to be synonymous with Environmentalist, now Americans are ripping on Canadians for our short sightedness. And we deserve it. Of course, we began as a resource extraction colony… but at least we used to have the ILLUSION of environmentalism. Now we’re not even trying to fake it.

So the conspiracy circles have been grumbling for a while that this tragedy may have been staged.

This is the best video I’ve seen yet that shows the re-circulation of bystanders in and out of the firehouse building to create the appearance of more people than there actually was………. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

The short story is that a surprise “drill” took place in downtown Miami.

IT’S JUST A DRILL.

Suuuuuure.

“That’s not a drill, that’s a machine gun!”

Yes, the military is “conducting excercises” over Miami, complete with blackhawk helicopters firing (“blanks”) while strafing the highway. A surprise drill. Honest.

I would have been a surprise bricks shit in my pants when I saw it in my rearview mirror, I tell ya’ whut.

Interesting to note, there’s hardly anything out there on this….. I can’t help but wonder… do people actually believe that shit???

Ok, so a fucking GHOST CITY HAS MANIFESTED in some fucking place in China. Like, seriously. Seriously? WHAAT?

WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS NOT HEADLINE NEWS ALL OVER THE WORLD??

It’s not even an isolated incident. Seriously what the actual fuck.

To quote my good friend Eru,

“Parallel goddamns starting to fuck all over their shit till their balls are like “WAT.”"