THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T DO DRUGS.

WTF are pinchers anyway?

OMG, Seth McFarlane is going to hell lol.

Although, apparently the episode aired a month ago, so someone must have done an edit. Seth’s still going to hell.

I should add that I think it’s a damn shame what happened there, but there is always a chance that some sociopath is going to do some damn stupid thing and there always will be no matter how hard they lock down security. We don’t have long on this Earth, enjoy the time you have.

This is the best bit I’ve seen in a while. Unfortunately Comedy Central makes it impossible to share this kind of thing properly if you live in Canada, so if you DO live in Canada, go to http://www.thecomedynetwork.ca/Shows/TheDailyShow?videoPackage=133107 and then skip to the end of the video to watch the second bit.

If you’re in the states, it’s http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-april-8-2013/beasts-of-the-southern-wild

And here’s a cam version if you don’t want to sit through it all

Legalize weed god dammit.

“I thought I was going to die. Congratulations, you’re a dick.”

I actually laughed out loud. This is funny.

This is what happens when you judge people without knowing their circumstances.

Here’s a fun little journey…

Neil Theise, M.D. – Complexity Theory & Panpsychism from Matt Faw on Vimeo.

…. this video gave me an acid flashback.

Aaaaand here’s Fox News with some “Fair and Balanced” coverage:

Uhmn…

Man I say this all the time, but WE LIVE IN THE FUCKING FUTURE!!!!

Notice how the shit that’s coming out now was hardly imagined a few years ago? AMAZING.

WHy is it we can be so goddamn clever and yet are self destructing? It doesn’t make sense.

Watch these and have your fucking mind blown away.

Now, if that all seems impossible, here is a commercial from 1993. The impossible dreams of 20 years ago are ridiculously more advanced than they imagined already. Watch.