Here is the Great White North, I had no idea that such a thing as a “Chick-Fil-A” (strangely lesbianic name for a food empire?) existed. I was even more surprised to discover that such a thing as a Chicken Sammich can have a position on gay marriage.
This has naturally sparked all sorts of interest in food-related political positions. Suddenly Cheerios is the choice of homos. Reasoning? Because, as you will see, one in eight boxes of cereal in the USA is a Cheerios, and since many of those people are gays, a protest was organized at General Mills.
This is fucking classy.
First of all, what kind of an idiot starts a fire in front of a corporate headquarters, video tapes it, and then doesn’t have the good sense to keep a fire extinguisher around.
Obviously, the kind that is so high on his horse that he feels his disposition on people of the same gender sharing a life together should be the legal disposition, but not so high that he’ll still run once he’s lit a fire. That’s right kids, gay love equals bad but arson equals good.
The same day I saw this, something else popped into my Facebook feed.
Letter from father disowning son for being gay.
As a father of four, here is how the letter to either of my sons would look if they were to ever “come out”:
Dear Son, I love you, I feel lucky to have been your dad, and if you can find love – with whomever it may be – then you should count yourself pretty lucky too.
Without turning this into a debate (which it won’t, because I’m right and if you think I’m wrong you can go fuck yourself), LOVE IS LOVE and if you find it you are lucky. Period. Doesn’t matter what you’re packing between your legs. Period.
While you’re at it, check out the Onion’s bit for Chick-a-Fil