Children are also like this.

THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T DO DRUGS.

WTF are pinchers anyway?

This is the best bit I’ve seen in a while. Unfortunately Comedy Central makes it impossible to share this kind of thing properly if you live in Canada, so if you DO live in Canada, go to http://www.thecomedynetwork.ca/Shows/TheDailyShow?videoPackage=133107 and then skip to the end of the video to watch the second bit.

If you’re in the states, it’s http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-april-8-2013/beasts-of-the-southern-wild

And here’s a cam version if you don’t want to sit through it all

Legalize weed god dammit.

“I thought I was going to die. Congratulations, you’re a dick.”

I actually laughed out loud. This is funny.

OH GOD OLD PEOPLE ARE CUTE

This guy isn’t me, but he’s exactly like me.. COMPLETELY AWESOME AND WITH A HOT GIRLFRIEND!

…. this video gave me an acid flashback.

Aaaaand here’s Fox News with some “Fair and Balanced” coverage:

Thank you, that’s exactly how I feel about it…