OH GOD OLD PEOPLE ARE CUTE

This guy isn’t me, but he’s exactly like me.. COMPLETELY AWESOME AND WITH A HOT GIRLFRIEND!

From a friend’s record label, this is actually amazing. Prepare for acid flashback!

Uhmn…

Thank you, that’s exactly how I feel about it…

Best part is how the cat doesn’t give a single fuck.

Holy shit, this is funny. And disgusting. DEFINITELY NSFW or kids.

Wow… people really are awesome. Sometimes.

So the conspiracy circles have been grumbling for a while that this tragedy may have been staged.

This is the best video I’ve seen yet that shows the re-circulation of bystanders in and out of the firehouse building to create the appearance of more people than there actually was………. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

The short story is that a surprise “drill” took place in downtown Miami.

IT’S JUST A DRILL.

Suuuuuure.

“That’s not a drill, that’s a machine gun!”

Yes, the military is “conducting excercises” over Miami, complete with blackhawk helicopters firing (“blanks”) while strafing the highway. A surprise drill. Honest.

I would have been a surprise bricks shit in my pants when I saw it in my rearview mirror, I tell ya’ whut.

Interesting to note, there’s hardly anything out there on this….. I can’t help but wonder… do people actually believe that shit???