THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T DO DRUGS.

WTF are pinchers anyway?

This is the best bit I’ve seen in a while. Unfortunately Comedy Central makes it impossible to share this kind of thing properly if you live in Canada, so if you DO live in Canada, go to http://www.thecomedynetwork.ca/Shows/TheDailyShow?videoPackage=133107 and then skip to the end of the video to watch the second bit.

If you’re in the states, it’s http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-april-8-2013/beasts-of-the-southern-wild

And here’s a cam version if you don’t want to sit through it all

“I thought I was going to die. Congratulations, you’re a dick.”

I actually laughed out loud. This is funny.

This is what happens when you judge people without knowing their circumstances.

…. this video gave me an acid flashback.

Aaaaand here’s Fox News with some “Fair and Balanced” coverage:

Uhmn…

.. in case you had a bad day, here’s some people who had worse ones..

Thank you, that’s exactly how I feel about it…

I always wanted to do this. Fuck yeah.

Holy fuuck, if anybody did this to me there would be a blood debt to pay…